NOTE:
This section has been specially constructed, at
a cost of millions of dollars, to be "BJ Accessible"
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This month is
"Flag Month"
Public Safety
Announcement
It's against the law to drive in
California without your seatbelt on.
So buckle up,
It's the law
New Flash
Whales moving up the California coast again
.
Now that's a beer holder
Man's happiest moments
Don't Let your day
start like this
Osama we are
still
looking for you
And now for a little marriage humor. I can laugh after 10 years of it.
Must be a MAC
Best Halloween Costumes of 2004
Diamond Jokes....
True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask:
Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?Ponderings of the month:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why Isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?
Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?
Also, they track her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
The solution is to give every illegal alien a cow as they cross the border.
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week.""That's very fair, your honor," the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself,"
This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing
the tightest pants he's ever seen. Finally his curiosity gets the best of him,
so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"The young woman looks him over and replies,
"Well, you could start by buying me a drink."
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!
If you see him without a boner, make him a sandwich.
Behind every great man is a great woman...
and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!
Gary's Little Dance
Jeff loves this more than I do...
But, hell I got even with his New Years picture below
You got to admit that it goes great w/ the music!
A New Years Eve Photo of Jeff, now that's funny!
Good Luck Rudy, I think he wants to do NY just more more favor before he leaves.
Ever wonder what this world would
be like if women ran it?
He are some of my thoughts
So much for Bushwacker racing