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A real Oscar

Now it is out of control

Well maybe for the first
30 15 minutes

All the gas jokes are here

New Condoms

Bushwacker Special Edition

"When Graphic Artists
Get Bored"

It's over!....

Congratulations
to George W. Bush
and the Republican Party!

Words from a great leader

Welcome Governor Arnold
Hit the highway Davis

So what is Davis up to?

Summer is Here!
and it's another perfect day
aboard the Gatecrasher

Sorry I haven't updated the site in awhile but we have been doing some work around the house

The horror of war!
Click here before it's over

No comment needed

The French
"Friend or Foe?"

Thank You
for flying American

Would this help
improve our aim?

This month is
"Flag Month"

Have you hugged your
flag today?

Don't forget April 15th is Tax Day

Visit the new Osama Bin Laden section by clicking on the picture above

Gatecrasher reporting
 "record limits this year"

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Now that's a beer holder

Don't Let your day
start like this

Need more road signs?

Need more Tee-shirts?

The Bushwacker's "TOP 10 42" Joke list

1. You may be an engineer if...

2. The Perfect Day according to Him/Her

3. The last 10 things a man/woman would say

4. A little boy needed $100...

5. For you Seamen out there...

6. Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

7. Good Luck Mr. Gorsky (My favorite)

8. A LIST FOR GIRLS.... MADE BY GUYS

9. 100 Reasons Why Its Great To Be A Guy

10. Read the card, read the card

11. Idiots, There everywhere

12. Some things you'll never hear a woman say

13. SEX

14. 20 Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open"

15. The Frog

16. The Rules for Men (Know them, live them)

17. What is a sonofabitch?

18. The Texas salesman

19. A Great Bar

20. Top 10 Rejected Valentine Cards By Hallmark

21. Kenny

22. Bra Sizes ( The mystery is solved )

23. Top 10 "He said, She said List"

24. Dear Abby

25. Blow Jobs

26. Rodney Dangerfield's Best One Liners

27. The best bumper stickers 

28. Who Says Men Aren't Sensitive?

29. Pirate Jokes

30. Official Male Sensitivity Test

31. Dictionary for Women 

32. Why it's great to be a guy 

33. Cowboys and Indians

34. Words of Wisdom

35. Office Posters 

36. If men wrote advice columns

37. The Husband Store
38. Son, you make me proud 
39. Women 
40. World's best divorce letter
41. New Windows error messages
42. Only for twisted minds!  
43. Sore throat cure 

44. Your Joke here... email us

Today's Patriotic Quote

'My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.

I hope you'll join with me as we try to change it.' -- Barack Obama

  

  

     

   

  

  

  

  

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,
"Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean .. . . it doesn't matter to me.  I've been doing it ever since
I got out of college and I just love it."
     Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

Happy Halloween

The three stages of drunkenness

The times I could have used this store

 

    

I love this. Buy the t-shirt online today

President Felipe Calderón of Mexico announced Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics .
He said that, "Any Mexican who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

Four of these ladies are Republicans.  Can you find the Democrat?

Nice jewelry

I was out drinking the other night at a bar and ended up chatting with an older woman.
She looked okay for a 65-year-old. We drank a bit, and things progressed rather nicely and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No, but it sounds interesting."

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night. We went back to her place. I was now getting pretty excited.

She turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

 

The real cause of Global Warming

Why men use Post- it

Picture of the 3rd man to walk on water

The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk

Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,
"You know, I don't know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and ..............she acts like she's sound asleep! It Works Every Time!"
 

Nancy Pelosi's Birthday Wish Comes True......

The first sign of being gay

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Happy Holidays from the crew of the Bushwacker
 

       The crew of the "Bushwacker" wants to wish all of you a safe and merry Holiday Season. Click on the picture above to go to the Christmas Joke Page

Here is the Link to the long awaited "Bill's Photo Gallery"

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly
designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%
when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below.......

I finally found where Jeff got the idea for the logo for Bushwacker Racing

Only in California
    

That Friday number might be a little high

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...
Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this
'chic' procedure. The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000.
Many men feel it is worth it.

Worlds Record in the High Jump from the kneeling position was set
yesterday at a beach in Southern France.
The picture below was taken just a few seconds before the jump took place.

This has got to stop

UPS wins this one

All the Dick Cheney Jokes in one place. Click Here

A little afternoon ride in the Corvette

World's Shortest Fairytale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

A  recent survey was conducted as to
why men like blow  jobs,  

10%  like the feeling.
12% like the dominance...and,
78% like  the silence  !

 

President Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French

 

Great pictures from the Presidents trip to Louisiana

All The Flordia Jokes Here

International "symbol of marriage" is approved by the UN

Is that Jeff?

Thought for the day:
A friend will help you move
A good friend will help you move a body

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. ...
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O. J. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are  still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."

 

It's here, the new 2005 Krispy Kreme calendar

 

New keyboard for men

Now something to offend everyone!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bag
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?  Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time...A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...
Why is there no Disneyland in China? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

You look Surprised?

 

 

  

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny!
If you see him without a boner, make him a sandwich.

 

Behind every great man is a great woman...

and behind every great woman is some guy staring at her ass!

 

The importance of side mirrors

That reminds me of a joke... That's why this page is here..
Why do men always pay more for car insurance?
Women don't get blow jobs while they're behind the wheel.

The thought for the day...

Ever ask yourself why stick people are extinct?

Never ever cheat on your girlfriend
(and get caught)

And now, some multimedia jokes 
for your entertainment!

  
9 Coronas, one of my favorite songs
(Warning, 846k download - but its worth it!)

Ever have one of these days? What a HEADRUSH!!
(962k download, but funny as hell!)

  
Credit card commercials, you'll love this

    
How to tell if your Cow has Mad Cow Disease

 
The Mona Lisa as you've never seen it

Meet Fart-Man.  He has a butt of steel. 

And not to be sexist Fart-women 
(This is  an equal opportunity web site)

 
Optical Illusion.  Trippy isnt it?  Are the dots black or white?

 
What do you do when another boat is heading straight for your boat and the situation looks bleek? 
Its amazing how smart those cows are in Montana.  The cows we have here in California are really stupid (2MB download).

Virtual Sex (Good!)

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